I Guess More Stickys Not That Bad

This years stache in light of Mustache For Kids was the best I've ever grown. You should have heard all the non-insults about halfway through. Ya, this year my stache respect was in high gear. People now know.

In the end, it was annoying

Alas it is December and the growing season is at its end. Friday is the Umteenth Mustache For Kids Stache Bash hosted downtown at Hooley's. There are bound to be 50 or so grown men in full facial bloom; a thing of beauty I might add. I would go to there if I were you.


It is the final checkpoint in the competition where the growers dress up to accentuate their mustaches. Common characters at this event are state troopers, Mario and Luigi, "The 70's" and pilots. This year I'm sure there will be several new costumes, unorthodox costumes that will bring smiles to the faces of many greasy men. I liked my costume last year; David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth if he had a mustache.

It was glorious
http://lechampiondumonde.com/parties/stache-bash-20091204/

Sadly, I will be not in attendance this year for I will be travelling to America. Yes, I am going to the land of the cheap booze, nacho cheese and heavenly NFL for what was deemed the Most Coveted, Expensive Seats This Season.


That aside, I needed to find a way to be in attendance for the finale. What could I do... right! Wax my stache and find a way to present it to the winner of the Kevin Janok Worst Mustache Award. I was the first recipient of such award back '08. 

Kid Rock and ya don't stop!
http://lechampiondumonde.com/parties/mustaches-for-kids-2008/

So, I put my money where my upper lip was and bought some Veet facial wax strips. Here's what happened. Enjoy.

Anyways, I then proceeded to make Shart (shitty art) with the pieces of dead cells which came from my face. Le sigh. This is what I had to work with:

A trip to Shoppers and 10 mins later, this. To the winner of the 2010 Kevin Janok Worst Mustache Award, I salute you.

Cheers,

Kevin Janok