My House in the Middle of the Street

I think the best thing I have ever done for myself was buy a house. I waited a very long time for this place, but it was worth it. I have so much fun fixing it up, having people over and simply doing nothing.


Take last night for example. I have been busting my ass on these floors since Friday, running on pizza, soda pops and little to no sleep. My body aches so much right now. All my joints are swollen, I couldn't get my ring off even if I wanted to. I think I am finally feeling the effects of getting old. Normally I am invincible and I can work work work forever and not feel the aftermath. Guess things are changing. But this floor project is big, I took on more than I could physically handle. Irregardless, which is not a word, I am getting the work done and the fruits of my labour are not only sweet, they are delicious.

Fast forward to 9:30 last night. I just finished all the touch-ups where the old varnish wasn't completely sanded off so there were yellow patches on my dark brown floor. Once sanded down to bare wood, I would wet it so the pores were open and then apply stain and then buff it out. 


So the stain job was done, I'm a mess and people are at the door, awesome. I mean I got the full on French Canadian rat stache, haven't showered in 3 days, slippers, work pants and my "I Hate Peyton Manning" shirt on. 


Class. 


So we open a few beers and start shooting the shit standing in the kitchen that is currently filled with parts of the bedrooms, the living room and where all the plants were moved to, listening to some tunes coming from the other pile of crap in the dining room. All of a sudden the music stops and Dave goes into the rubble to fix it. Here is a snippit of what was to come.






That was created with sound bites that were recorded in the dining room at a time when only Dave's recording studio was in there. We just said some random words and then he did his thing with them; magic. 


I think one of my favorite things to do is drive around in a car with Dave Ledoux. He rocks out with all the hot moves; the power snap, the finger waggle, the no-no-no's followed swiftly by the ya-ya-ya's. Seriously, did you see that? He's rocking the fuck out and loving every minute of it. 


Dave Ledoux, I love that guy (that's what she said). Life certainly isn't boring these days. 


Since I had 3+ hours of waiting until the next coat of varnish on the floors, we went to Quinn's. It's Sunday night, what else is there to do?


I am beyond exhausted so after a pint of 50 deluxe, I was fighting the power naps. Everyone had a blast rocking out on open mic. It's always a good show when the Dave and Scrogg duo do their thang. There was a point where I knew everyone in the bar and it was like we were just chilling out. I turned and looked at John and said "this feels a lot like my place." 


Really, the only thing that changed was the room we were in. 


Janok Estates is the epicenter of awesomeness. Life is good, which is awesome.

I am of age

Seriously, I am not 17 years old. If you are a bouncer at a bar then yes, you can see my ID. If you work at the beer store, then you get a reluctant yes, you can see my ID. If you work at Best Buy and I am trying to buy a video game, there is no need to see my god damn ID. "Aaaand can I see a piece of photo ID with your date of birth, you don't look old enough to buy this game." Go fuck yourself Best Buy guy. Go back to your fucking basement and play some more fucking Dungeons and Dragons. I have never been more insulted in my life. I am 28 god damn years of age, who the fuck are you Frodo telling me that I don't look old enough to get a VIDEO GAME? You ever hear of Movember? Mustaches for Kids? I am an adult who is growing a mustache for kids which is a great charity. I didn't just get out of my history class and take the bus across town to go to a different Best Buy cause the one near home knows who I am and would never sell a child a copy of this rated R game. I was having such a great day till now. There reaches a point when it no longer becomes fun to get carded and there are certain places that simply do not need to see your ID. If I was renting a car then there would be no issues. The lame asses of society and their fucking power trips. You work at Best Buy. I bet at night time he is a security guard too, maybe even a duty manager! How many 17 year olds have platinum Visas? What about engineering rings? Asshole! Well, now I can't wait to play my rated R video game. I will enjoy slaughtering all the underagers from the interwebs. GAH!