I am of age

Seriously, I am not 17 years old. If you are a bouncer at a bar then yes, you can see my ID. If you work at the beer store, then you get a reluctant yes, you can see my ID. If you work at Best Buy and I am trying to buy a video game, there is no need to see my god damn ID. "Aaaand can I see a piece of photo ID with your date of birth, you don't look old enough to buy this game." Go fuck yourself Best Buy guy. Go back to your fucking basement and play some more fucking Dungeons and Dragons. I have never been more insulted in my life. I am 28 god damn years of age, who the fuck are you Frodo telling me that I don't look old enough to get a VIDEO GAME? You ever hear of Movember? Mustaches for Kids? I am an adult who is growing a mustache for kids which is a great charity. I didn't just get out of my history class and take the bus across town to go to a different Best Buy cause the one near home knows who I am and would never sell a child a copy of this rated R game. I was having such a great day till now. There reaches a point when it no longer becomes fun to get carded and there are certain places that simply do not need to see your ID. If I was renting a car then there would be no issues. The lame asses of society and their fucking power trips. You work at Best Buy. I bet at night time he is a security guard too, maybe even a duty manager! How many 17 year olds have platinum Visas? What about engineering rings? Asshole! Well, now I can't wait to play my rated R video game. I will enjoy slaughtering all the underagers from the interwebs. GAH!